Holding a melting ice cream is a good way to clear a path whilst walking in a busy street. An other ways?

Cough a lot or act like you are going to vomit. People usualy get out of the way.Holding a melting ice cream is a good way to clear a path whilst walking in a busy street. An other ways?
Cattle Prod...Holding a melting ice cream is a good way to clear a path whilst walking in a busy street. An other ways?
Have a giant ex-wrestler shout ';Everybody move!'; as you're walking. That seems to work well.
get naked
yell EMERGENCY!!!!!!!!!!!!
hold a small bag out in front of u while walking quickly shouting 'bomb' over and over
I always find coughing and complaining to your friend about that mysterious itchy, weeping rash helps. This trick is also useful on any means of public transport.
Act like you are crazy... start talking to yourself and shaking your hands a bit. they will turn and look at you thinking you are weird and move out of your way.... hence leaving you plenty of walking space...lol
Wave your flacid todger about
I saw someone clearing a path while walking in a busy street one day although i wouldn't recommend what he did ... He burped aloud and yuk it stank of onions ... Into people's faces. i was one of those people and gave him a wide berth!
shout louudly anyone had an accident in the past 3 years-these have got to be the most annoying people-or just carry a clipboard id move every time
run and say you have bad diareah
Pretend you are taking a survey or collecting for a charity. People are guaranteed to avoid you.
holding durian
Walk your dog.....after feeding him a gallon of pork and beans, about 3 or 4 fire hot buritos and a few exlax treats.
scream and slap the side of your head wildly
Shout very loudly ';IM GONG TO BE SICK'; that should work.





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Shout ';bring out your dead';
Hold a hankerchief up to your nose with egg yolk dripping out.
holding a gun would work?
Read something while walking, act like your totally focused on what you're reading and oblivious to everything else, people will get out of your way......I also found that if you look very pissed off and walk accordingly people will make a big path for you....... A baby with a dirty diaper works wonders also......And cotton candy if you're at a fair or something does well...
If you have a dog with you, let it off the lead and shout ';MAD DOG! MAD DOG!';. This worked quite well for Tintin.
try and sell a big issue usually clears a 5 foot gap around you..... failing that rattle a collection tin!
Pretend like you are sick, and going to throw up.
Until the local jobsworth from the council fines you, under the melting ice cream act of 1899. If you offer him a lick, that will constitute bribary, bringing a further fine and/or imprisonment.





Other ways, I am going to be sick, pushing a pram or wheelchair, taking your pet Lion out for a walk.
try to bite your ear and growl
pushchairs are fab for bumping people out of the way - much more fun when you have a cheeky child with a whistle - people tend to move sharpish
develop a strange twitch - even try to lick your elbow or talk about a second coming. But if there are men chasing you with a white waistcoat with arms - RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Looking up in the sky would do it, or screaming 'the sky is falling'; maybe holding a loaded gun;





even having some serious gas problems.. ewww...





a really good way - is wearing a medical mask and gloves
run really fast screaming random things..... legal things ofcourse. and a good way to get a seat alone on the bus...read a bible. lol of course that might get a really annoying preacher guy to talk to you sooo..... yeah. haha
Hold a small pile of Big Issues, and just keep repeating ';Big Issue.'; People will part like the red sea in front of moses to avoid you. Only problem is, bleeding heart lefties might occasionally stop you and attempt to actually buy one.